Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ws A digital illustration of Derek

A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector-art style shows dark spiky hair

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A larger distressed white line beneath reads "ELF" in a heavier

Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise

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Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ws A digital illustration of DerekLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch